THIS FREE TRAINING EXPIRES IN...
WORLD-CHANGING MONEY-MAKING COPYWRITING
A new free workshop to Light the Bro-Marketing Copywriting Rules on Fire & get the Recognition, Testimonials, and Dumptrucks of Cash you know you deserve (via channeling your Destiny)
Join Sam Garcia, 7-Figure Business Owner, Environmental Activist, and Bestselling Author for a limited-time, free workshop on the secret to World-Changing, Money-Making Copywriting.
Because, let's be honest: What worked in 2020 doesn’t work anymore.
The results you seek (money, recognition, impact) are on the other side of publicly stepping out as the Innovator you secretly are.
Learn the copywriting principles that actually work in 2025 & beyond.
NEW FREE TRAINING
Listen. I’m a triple Virgo, 5/1 emotional Manifestor.
This is not a mindset training (okay, we definitely do some high-level magic in here, but that’s not all)
Working on your Words As Wands is the most practical business shit that any spiritual entrepreneur can do.
I have spent the last 12 years working behind-the-scenes for weird-ass, innovative, 7+ figure online businesses and thought leaders, and what has becoming shockingly apparent is that the ones who:
- Make the most money
- Have the biggest profit margins (to the tune of 80%+)
- Always have raving fans
- Magnetize collabs to them, like they eat PR reps for breakfast
…all either are naturally brilliant word-smiths and copywriters
OR (and/or)
have been properly schooled in copywriting
AND have spent years and years and years writing and writing and writing TO THE PUBLIC
(not just in a journal or a “book draft” that will not see the light of day or the harsh criticism of trolls on the internet)
Obviously, copywriting is a learned SKILL...
But it is based on the shit that every sensitive human is naturally attuned to:
👉 BEING IN RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHER HUMANS 👈
If you have been seeking out more “visibility” or more eyes on your work –
(because you want to be making more money in your biz)
(whether that’s your first $50K year, or your next Million)
– THE PATH IS ALMOST ALWAYS THROUGH UPLEVELING YOUR COPYWRITING.
It’s not about "MORE eyes on your work."
It’s about captivating the people already here.
Because your copy can (and should) be like a ⚡lightning bolt⚡ to Your People’s souls –
Changing them forever, before they even pay you.
What I love the most about this is that when you shift your words, everything else shifts FAST.
That’s how my students have:
⚡ 18x’d their monthly revenue after 6 weeks of doing this work
⚡ Filled up their coaching practice in their first year after quitting their corporate job
⚡ Had evergreen funnels *actually work* & bring in 10s of thousands of dollars within weeks
⚡ AND attract the coolest fucking humans into their business ecosystem, passively
For many years I ran a marketing agency & I kept it running for far longer than “made sense” financially because I so got off on seeing the backend of people’s businesses.
You know - the crusty stuff that they won’t show on their polished IG feed 👹
I’ll never forget having a consultation with a flashy Spiritual Entrepreneur who just had a $350,000 program launch (which by most online business standards is fucking epic)
And CRINGING.
I had been working with some pretty well-respected clients at this point — ones with true “cult followings.”
What I saw from this consult was the opposite… Sure, financial success. But through fancy bells and whistles, and PUSHING.
My previous clients could write launch emails while half awake and hangry and easily have a multi-6-figure launch, and this person had an entire FLEET of sales people and DOZENS of emails going out, multi-layered ads.
This person had to take months off after the launch bc she was so burnt out. And who even knows how much money she brought home after paying out all her affiliates and sales people…
World-Changing, Money-Making Copywriting is what was missing.
The copywriting, mindset, and magical practices that turn your words into wands is what those cult-classic businesses have laced into the everyday of their businesses.
And it's what I've used to build a 7-figure online business that's able to fund local climate change mitigation & give my family a wonderfully comfortable life.
Now it's your turn 👹
© Dirty Alchemy Inc. 2025
MEET SAM
WORLD-CHANGING MONEY-MAKING COPYWRITING
A new free workshop to Light the Bro-Marketing Copywriting Rules on Fire & get the Recognition, Testimonials, and Dumptrucks of Cash you know you deserve (via channeling your Destiny)
Join Sam Garcia, 7-Figure Business Owner, Environmental Activist, and Bestselling Author for a limited-time, free workshop on the secret to World-Changing, Money-Making Copywriting.
Because, let's be honest: What worked in 2020 doesn’t work anymore.
The results you seek (money, recognition, impact) are on the other side of publicly stepping out as the Innovator you secretly are.
Learn the copywriting principles that actually work in 2025 & beyond.
