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SOMATIC BRANDING
MASTERCLASS
WHERE YOUR BUSINESS'S ESSENCE BECOMES A POWERFUL VISUAL ENERGY THAT DOES THE SELLING FOR YOU
Introducing
WHAT IF YOUR BRAND COULD...
Work for you while you sleep, resonating with your people
This isn't just about colors and fonts. It's about the energy your business radiates.
Reflect the true soul of your business (not what everyone else is doing)
Create an immediate felt sense of trust and belonging for your people
Free you from constantly having to explain what makes your work special
Help your reputation grow in power with every digital interaction
I had my first spiritual awakening at 19, thanks to a weird semi-traumatic mash-up of my dad dying unexpectedly, veganism, entheogens, and fate. Ever since, I've woven energy work and magical practices into every facet of my business.
Daily meditation and my heightened sensitivity have shown me that while powerful copywriting drives conversions, visual branding creates the energetic container that makes everything else possible.
WHEN YOUR BRAND EMANATES TRUTH, YOUR BUSINESS BECOMES A LIVING ENTITY WITH ITS OWN MAGNETIC FIELD
Your ideal clients feel a resonance with your work before you say a word.
They're drawn to you because your visual presence speaks their energetic language.
Your branding becomes the bridge between their deepest needs and your transformative offerings—creating instant recognition and trust at a somatic level.
For the first time ever, we are running a LIVE SUPPORT round of 'Copywriting Alchemy'!
Jump in & you will get lifetime access to all the trainings & resources AND get to participate in live Q&A calls, copy coaching calls, and breakout sessions with Dirty Alchemy's founder Sam Garcia!
Your Questions Answered
WHAT'S INCLUDED?
6+ HOURS OF DEEP DIVE TRAININGS
- Writing Seductive & Emotionally Compelling Copy - Discover 2 keys to writing copy that transforms your clients before they even work with you, including a 30 second pleasure practice that makes your copy seductive.
- Cultivating your voice + Leaning into Thought Leadership - When you translate your YOUness into your copy, you create an impact with your words that draws perfect-fit clients into your orbit.
- Scroll-stopping, Enrapturing Storytelling - STORYTELLING is one of the best research-backed approaches to writing copy that converts. Learn how to do it right & avoid the common pitfalls that make your stories duds (or that make you sound like a hot mess).
- The ULTIMATE Specific Copy Practice - Learn the strategy I use before *every* launch to write copy that meets your people where they are now.
- Hands-on Demonstration: 8 Ways to Make Your Shit More Readable - Copy doesn’t matter if people don’t read what you write… learn simple techniques to pull readers in & keep them invested in what you’ve written.Ritual for Becoming a Fast Writer - Write better in less time.
- Creating a Powerful Revolution for People to Get Behind - Learn how to translate the IMPACT you want to make on the world into your copy.
… and more.
QUICK Rx COPY FIXES
- 12 Copywriting Quick Tips - My go-to tips for JUICY copy that you can apply to copy you’ve already written, or start from scratch to make your next email magnetic
- 3 Copy Check Points - Use these hacks to test & improve copy after you’ve written it
- 12 ACTIONABLE Stats - Learn easy-to-implement marketing psychology based on proven statistics about what works to convert
- How to Repurpose Copy - Repurposing what you’ve already written is a massively important (and magical!) time-saving skill. In this demo, you’ll watch firsthand as Sam shows you how.
"COPYWRITING IN ACTION"
- 4 Hyper-practical trainings on Optin Pages, Sales Pages, and Email/Social Media Posts that WORK - We’re bringing abstract concepts to life with REAL examples of great copy. Whether you’re looking for support with your website or your next launch (or both!), you’ll walk away crystal clear on how to use these principles to make your marketing more compelling.
- 2+ hours of recorded Live Copy Coaching - The brain behind dozens of 6-figure launches, Elizabeth, joins Sam to give feedback. Together they review copy from real clients and discuss how to make Meta ads, homepages and sales pages more persuasive.
- Exclusive Discount for a Copywriting Power Hour! Your opportunity for hands-on support during a 1:1 copy coaching session with our team’s expert copywriter
TEMPLATES & RESOURCES
- Sales Page Template - Save yourself from starting your next sales page with a dreaded blank page, or compare your current sales page against it to see why your audience might be hesitating instead of buying.
- Lead Magnet Optin Page Template - Discover what makes an effective optin page so you can easily write one that addresses the needs of your audience & is uniquely your own
- Email Sequence Template: Make Quick Sales - Get the 3-email sequence we’ve used for our 6-figure clients to turn new leads into fast sales
- Email Sequence Template: How to Get People to Show Up Live to Your Webinar - Getting people to sign up to your webinar is only part of it… discover how to get them to actually show up to the live event with this simple yet effective email sequence
- Avatar Questionnaire Worksheet - Trust me, you’ve never done ideal client work like this before. Countless clients have told us that this transformed their view of their clients & their audience, even after years in business.
- 9 Seductive Ways to Structure Your Copy for Engagement + Conversion - Knowing how to play with proven structures can help you write copy that both engages your audience & feels true to you, without being sleazy. Learn how to use our 9 favorite structures
- Copy Prompts: 30 Email & Social Media Post Prompts - Not sure what to say? Reference these prompts for abundant ideas to engage & inspire your audience.
- PDF Guide: The 5 Secrets of a Spellbinding Sales Page - You absolutely do NOT need to follow a rigid structure to have a wildly high-converting sales page. This guide will show you the 5 things every sales page should include, so you can get into the creative flow knowing that what you’re doing works.
$799 $499
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LIMITED-TIME BONUSES ONLY FOR THIS SPECIAL LIVE ROUND
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Jump in before January 31, 2025 & also get:
- $300 off the price of the program, so instead of $799 >>> $499
- 2 Live Q&A Calls with Sam - Get your behind-the-scenes copywriting, marketing, and business questions answered by a 7-figure online business owner!
- 2 Live Copy Coaching Sessions with Sam - AKA get the opportunity to have Sam's eyes on your copy for real-time feedback & edits
+ I've already taken copywriting courses before...
Awesome! I also love having an abundance of support!
I've been in (literally hundreds) of trainings and 1-2 masterminds at a time for the last 4 years & having community and mentorship - both when things are feeling sticky AND when things are fucking fantastic & I want to put the foot on the gas - have been monumental in my sanity, joy, and rapid success as an entrepreneur.
If you are thinking about joining, tune into if it's out of urgency/desperation, or out of "LET'S FUCKING GO I'M READY FOR THE NEXT LEVEL!" or even a calm "yes" when you tune into how you want to be supported in 2025.
+ But I hate writing 😭😭😭
Oh, I feel you, honey—I really do! Writing can feel like pulling teeth if it’s not your thing. But here’s the real truth: if you want to thrive as an online business owner, copywriting is non-negotiable. It’s how you connect with your audience, sell your offers, and make an impact.
The good news? You don’t have to be the next Hemingway to write magnetic, money-making copy. Copywriting Alchemy is designed to make writing easier—even if you’ve always hated it. I give you templates, step-by-step guidance, and a repeatable process that takes the guesswork (and frustration) out of writing.
And because I know how daunting writing can feel, I’ve included some powerful tools to make it flow:
✨ A “Ritual to Become a Fast Writer”—so you can get out of your head and into action without overthinking every word.
✨ An “Unlock Your Throat Chakra” Guided Meditation—to dissolve blocks and help you write with clarity, confidence, and authenticity.
✨ Dozens of Copywriting Templates—so you’re never staring at a blank page, wondering where to start.
And guess what? You’ll actually start to enjoy it because you’ll see real results. Seeing your words bring in sales, spark DMs, and resonate deeply with your audience can be wildly empowering.
So no, you don’t have to love writing to succeed. You just have to know how to make your words work for you—and I’ve got you covered. 🖤
(And I've converted so many "I hate writing" folks into loving copywriting so I'm holding that vision for you 😜
Get in for the only Live Round of 2025!
Your brand isn't what you say it is.
It's what they feel when they experience you.
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WHEN YOUR BRANDING FLOWS FROM YOUR ESSENCE, IT BECOMES A LIVING ENERGY THAT ATTRACTS YOUR PEOPLE WITHOUT EFFORT
In nature, each flower emits a unique scent—not to please everyone, but to call in exactly the right pollinators.
Some attract bees, others hummingbirds, some even flies. The most attractive isn't always the prettiest—it's the one putting out it's unique scent for it's pollinator.
Your business deserves branding that does the same.
Did you know that Harvard research shows 95% of purchase decisions happen in the subconscious mind?
Your people aren't analyzing your hex codes—they're feeling your brand in their bodies. And that's where somatic branding works its magic.
READY TO ALIGN YOUR OUTER EXPRESSION WITH YOUR INNER MAGIC?
IN THIS MASTERCLASS, YOU'LL...
CONNECT with the living energy of your business through guided hypnotic tracks that bypass your analytical mind
DISCOVER the colors, fonts, and imagery that truly emanate your business's soul—not just what looks trendy
CLARIFY your mission, values, and vision to create a foundation that resonates at a cellular level
TRANSLATE intuitive knowing into practical branding decisions that feel aligned and powerful
LEAVE with a complete branding toolkit that magnetically attracts your people
All while honoring your intuition, elevating your reputation, and empowering your unique mission.
WHAT'S INCLUDED:
IMMERSIVE MASTERCLASS — 60+ minutes of somatic practices and practical guidance ($199 value)
COMPREHENSIVE WORKBOOK — 12 pages to guide you from inspiration to decision-making ($49 value)
SOUL-ALIGNED CLIENT COMPASS — My most-requested framework for identifying your perfect-fit people ($29 value)
CURATED RESOURCE LIBRARY — Tools, strategies, and inspiration sources for your branding journey ($33 value)
TRANSFORMATIVE PROMPTS — Journal exercises to deepen your mission, values, and vision ($29 value)
PLUS THESE BONUSES:
MEDITATION #1 — Connecting with Your Ideal Person + Business's Essence ($33 value)
MEDITATION #2 — Going Deeper into Your Business's Essence + Mission ($33 value)
Enroll by April 30 + Receive:
When you join Somatic Branding Masterclass by the end of the month, you’ll also get access to TWO exclusive live sessions to deepen your transformation:
🌀 Live Brand Embodiment Ritual with Sam
A somatic session to help you feel safe, grounded, and magnetic in your brand presence—so you can show up fully expressed and fully received.
💬 Live Q&A Coaching Call with Sam
Bring your burning branding questions. I’ll be offering live coaching + practical clarity so you walk away knowing exactly how to align your brand with your body’s wisdom.
TOTAL VALUE: $654
Available THRU 4/30
$199 $149
“I am celebrating a much deeper connection with my business than I realized was possible, and am grateful that my ability to channel the spirit of my business has made decision-making easy and intuitive. The barriers are melting away as I flow towards prosperity.”
–Azara
“I understand the identity of my brand! I had no idea she had a soul like that.”
– Aileen
“I have a great new design and my website looks joyful and fresh. I am in love with the new signature of my business.”
– Annette
“I completed the meditation and it helped me realize that I have two different entities/bodies of work. One is my current business, and the other is another vision for the future that's not quite ready to be put out into the world yet. It feels so good to have this clarity!”
– Haylie
Science confirms this:
The human brain processes images 60,000 times faster than text, and 90% of information transmitted to our brain is visual.
When someone encounters your brand, they're receiving its energy long before they consciously process your words.
Through my journey building a 7-figure business, I've discovered that when visual branding resonates with your true energy, it amplifies everything else you do.
It creates coherence between what people see, what they read, and what they feel—a triad of alignment that becomes irresistible to the people you're here to serve.
That's what I'm here to teach you.
THE MISSING PIECE IN YOUR BRAND'S ENERGETIC SIGNATURE:
A transformative virtual journey to create branding that emanates your business's true essence, attracts perfect-fit clients effortlessly, and turns your visual identity into a magnetic force field of authentic energy:
Get in on the only live round of 2025
For the first time ever, we are running a LIVE SUPPORT round of 'Somatic Branding Masterclass'!
Jump in & you will get lifetime access to all the trainings & resources AND get to participate in 2 live calls with Dirty Alchemy's founder Sam Garcia!
Your Questions Answered
+ I have a question - can we chat?
Yup! If you want to ask Sam a question, send her a DM on IG here.
+ What's the live call schedule?
There will be 2 live calls with Sam:
Thursday, May 8, 2025 – 4 PM PT / 7 PM ET
Monday, May 12, 2025 – 1 PM PT / 4 PM ET
And if you can't make a call, you're all good - you can submit your questions ahead of time + all call recordings will be available within 24 hours.
+ How long do I have access to the masterclass?
Lifetime access to everything! Trainings, resources, call replays...
The price increases & live calls expire on Wednesday, April 30th at 11:59pm ET
A transformative virtual journey to create branding that emanates your business's true essence, attracts perfect-fit clients effortlessly, and turns your visual identity into a magnetic force field of authentic energy:
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