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Most people think of funnels as cold, robotic, and soul-sucking—designed by tech bros obsessed with conversion rates and scarcity tactics.
But here’s the truth: Funnels are rituals.
They are sacred pathways, guiding people through energetic thresholds—from discovering your work to deeply knowing, trusting, and saying YES to your offers.
When you build a funnel as a ritual, it stops feeling like a “sales system” and starts feeling like a powerful, aligned ecosystem—one that supports you, your business, and the people you’re meant to serve.
It's time to create an energetic invitation that naturally welcomes in the right people, nurtures them, and supports their transformation—without you having to manually hold every sale.
Ready to stop chasing clients and start calling them in with ease?
🔮 Learn (and DO) the 9-step process to ritualize your funnel and make it a magnet for the people you're here to serve.
✨ Connect with your business on a soul level to honor the people you’re meant to serve as humans (not just “leads”)
🔗 Understand the 3 keys of ethical, automated sales—so you can alchemize funnels from “bro marketing” into a deeply magical relationship-building experience
⚡ Infuse your energy into your business so that your offers sell without you needing to be plugged into every step
You don’t have to dilute your message for sales. You don’t have to work 24/7 to grow your business. And you don’t have to sell your soul to automation.
I’m not gonna lie—having 10 years of experience running launches, ads, and building funnels for 7+ figure spiritual businesses gave me a leg up.
I knew from very early on that energy expands—and that my business should be a container of energy and power, not a treadmill I was chained to.
And as a magical person, YOU have a leg up over the muggles—you already practice externalizing your energy with every spell and ritual you do.
(Which is exactly what funnel building can be—externalizing your energy into a container that works for you, whether you’re actively thinking about it or not.)
But here’s the problem:
💀 Bro marketers, and our extractive patriarchal society, have stripped business of the soul & beauty that is inherent to human relationships.
But you can choose to do it differently.
You can create a funnel that nourishes your audience, builds relationships, and makes your business WORK FOR YOU.
Ready to finally create a funnel that feels GOOD & WORKS?
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Inside This Free Training, You’ll:
✅ You’re anti-bro marketing but seriously want your business to flow easier.
✅ You have a graveyard of evergreen courses sitting on your website that only sell when you actively promote them.
✅ You’re stuck on the launch treadmill—terrified that if you don’t launch, you’ll make $0 next month.
✅ You want to sell with integrity—without using gross manipulation, pressure tactics, or exhausting yourself in the process.
This is for you if:
This limited-time free video training is available until midnight ET on March 31st.
THE FUNNEL
Discover the 9-step process for sensitive, magical, and creative entrepreneurs to ritualize funnel-building, reclaim their time & energy, and make ethical automated sales
(so your business can grow without your energy needing to be plugged into it everyday)
RITUAL
