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DROOL WORTHY OFFERS

Here’s what we’ll do inside:

✅  Channel an offer you’re obsessed with (and that your people are too).

✅  Price it with clarity & confidence—so you never feel weird about charging for your work.

✅  Structure it so it fits YOU—your energy, lifestyle, and long-term business vision.

✅  Make it an easy yes—so people are excited to buy without needing “convincing.”

✅  Align with the soul of your business—so your offers feel like a sacred co-creation.


By the end of this program, you’ll have a fully channeled, soul-aligned, and magnetically potent offer that’s easy to sell, makes you excited to show up, and fuels your business for the long haul.

✨ Introducing ✨

A step-by-step process to channel, refine, and perfect your next wildly aligned, easy-to-sell offer.

DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?

🔮 You’re filled with ideas but don’t know which one to commit to—or how to structure it.

🔮 You’ve poured your heart into offers before, only to have to work hard to sell when you launch.

🔮 You secretly don’t love selling your offer… because something about it still feels off.

🔮 You feel disconnected from your business and need a way to re-ignite the magic.

🔮 You KNOW you’re meant to be making more money, but you don’t know what’s missing.

🚨 Spoiler: The problem isn’t your marketing. It’s not the algorithm.

👉 IT'S YOUR OFFER.

When your offer is fully dialed in—when it’s the thing your right people are craving—

✨ Selling feels effortless.
✨ Content ideas flow.
✨ People buy without hesitation.
✨ And you feel obsessed with what you’re creating.


Let’s make that your reality.

Who this is for

  • Coaches, service providers, and digital product creators ready to design their next best-selling offer.

  • Business owners who feel like something isn’t quite clicking 
    and need to rework their offers.

  • Creatives & healers who struggle to package their magic into something "tangible."

  • People who are DONE trying to “market harder when the real problem is the offer itself.
I'M READY TO LEARN FROM YOU!

THIS IS BUSINESS ALCHEMY.

Drool Worthy Offers is about tuning into your magic, aligning with your business’s mission, and crafting an offer that feels like destiny.

🔥 And you’ll walk away with a fully realized, ready-to-sell offer that makes your soul & your bank account happy.

I'M IN, BABY!

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

6+ HOURS OF DEEP DIVE TRAININGS

  • Writing Seductive & Emotionally Compelling Copy - Discover 2 keys to writing copy that transforms your clients before they even work with you, including a 30 second pleasure practice that makes your copy seductive.
  • Cultivating your voice + Leaning into Thought Leadership - When you translate your YOUness into your copy, you create an impact with your words that draws perfect-fit clients into your orbit.
  • Scroll-stopping, Enrapturing Storytelling - STORYTELLING is one of the best research-backed approaches to writing copy that converts. Learn how to do it right & avoid the common pitfalls that make your stories duds (or that make you sound like a hot mess).
  • The ULTIMATE Specific Copy Practice - Learn the strategy I use before *every* launch to write copy that meets your people where they are now.
  • Hands-on Demonstration: 8 Ways to Make Your Shit More Readable - Copy doesn’t matter if people don’t read what you write… learn simple techniques to pull readers in & keep them invested in what you’ve written.Ritual for Becoming a Fast Writer - Write better in less time.
  • Creating a Powerful Revolution for People to Get Behind - Learn how to translate the IMPACT you want to make on the world into your copy.

… and more.

QUICK Rx COPY FIXES

  • 12 Copywriting Quick Tips - My go-to tips for JUICY copy that you can apply to copy you’ve already written, or start from scratch to make your next email magnetic
  • 3 Copy Check Points - Use these hacks to test & improve copy after you’ve written it
  • 12 ACTIONABLE Stats - Learn easy-to-implement marketing psychology based on proven statistics about what works to convert
  • How to Repurpose Copy - Repurposing what you’ve already written is a massively important (and magical!) time-saving skill. In this demo, you’ll watch firsthand as Sam shows you how.

"COPYWRITING IN ACTION"

  • 4 Hyper-practical trainings on Optin Pages, Sales Pages, and Email/Social Media Posts that WORK - We’re bringing abstract concepts to life with REAL examples of great copy. Whether you’re looking for support with your website or your next launch (or both!), you’ll walk away crystal clear on how to use these principles to make your marketing more compelling. 
  • 2+ hours of recorded Live Copy Coaching - The brain behind dozens of 6-figure launches, Elizabeth, joins Sam to give feedback. Together they review copy from real clients and discuss how to make Meta ads, homepages and sales pages more persuasive.
  • Exclusive Discount for a Copywriting Power Hour! Your opportunity for hands-on support during a 1:1 copy coaching session with our team’s expert copywriter

TEMPLATES & RESOURCES

  • Sales Page Template - Save yourself from starting your next sales page with a dreaded blank page, or compare your current sales page against it to see why your audience might be hesitating instead of buying.
  • Lead Magnet Optin Page Template - Discover what makes an effective optin page so you can easily write one that addresses the needs of your audience & is uniquely your own
  •  Email Sequence Template: Make Quick Sales - Get the 3-email sequence we’ve used for our 6-figure clients to turn new leads into fast sales
  • Email Sequence Template: How to Get People to Show Up Live to Your Webinar - Getting people to sign up to your webinar is only part of it… discover how to get them to actually show up to the live event with this simple yet effective email sequence
  • Avatar Questionnaire Worksheet - Trust me, you’ve never done ideal client work like this before. Countless clients have told us that this transformed their view of their clients & their audience, even after years in business.
  • 9 Seductive Ways to Structure Your Copy for Engagement + Conversion - Knowing how to play with proven structures can help you write copy that both engages your audience & feels true to you, without being sleazy. Learn how to use our 9 favorite structures
  • Copy Prompts: 30 Email & Social Media Post Prompts - Not sure what to say? Reference these prompts for abundant ideas to engage & inspire your audience.
  • PDF Guide: The 5 Secrets of a Spellbinding Sales Page - You absolutely do NOT need to follow a rigid structure to have a wildly high-converting sales page. This guide will show you the 5 things every sales page should include, so you can get into the creative flow knowing that what you’re doing works.

$799 $499

I'M READY TO WRITE WORDS THAT SELL

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LIMITED-TIME BONUSES ONLY FOR THIS SPECIAL LIVE ROUND 

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Jump in before January 31, 2025 & also get:

  • $300 off the price of the program, so instead of $799 >>> $499
  • 2 Live Q&A Calls with Sam - Get your behind-the-scenes copywriting, marketing, and business questions answered by a 7-figure online business owner!
  • 2 Live Copy Coaching Sessions with Sam - AKA get the opportunity to have Sam's eyes on your copy for real-time feedback & edits
FUUUCK YES! I'M IN, SAM!

BONUS POINTS: 

Crafting Drool Worthy Offers = People wanting to share your work & buy from you again and again.

✨ Module 0: Welcome & Setting the Foundation

Before we dive into the step-by-step offer creation process, we’re starting with the big picture.
Because your offer isn’t in a vacuum—it’s part of your entire business ecosystem.

✅  The key elements of an irresistible, easy-to-sell offer

✅  How to align your offer with your long-term vision

✅  Your Business Ecosystem—How your offers interact & feed into each other like a mycelium network

Bonus: Guided Soul of Your Business Meditation (NEW 2025) to connect with your business & channel your most aligned offer.

🔮 Module 1: Choosing the Right Offer Type

Not all offers are built the same—this module helps you pick the right format for YOU.

✅  The Three Core Offer Types
✅  What Type of Business Are You Building?
          → High-ticket vs. low-ticket
          → 1:1 vs. group vs. passive income
          → Low-volume vs. high-volume offers—which is best for you?
✅  Offers for Different Stages of Business
          → If you're brand new
          → If you're pivoting
          → If you’re adding something new to an established business

💡 Module 2: Getting Clear on the Transformation

If people aren’t buying, it’s not a marketing problem—it’s an offer clarity problem.

✅  What problem are you solving?
✅  How will your clients feel after completing your offer?
✅  The #1 mistake that makes offers feel too broad & confusing
(and how to fix it)

What's inside?

🌀 Module 3: Knowing Your Ideal Client (Without Overthinking It)

Syncing with your people on an energetic & practical level so your offer feels like an easy YES.

✅  Step-by-step client clarity process
✅  How to test if your audience actually wants this before launching
✅  Guided Client Sync Meditation 
to align your offer with your right-fit audience

FUUUCK YES! I'M IN, SAM!

Today's Price:

$299 $99

Create a No-Brainer, Cash-Generating, Soul-Aligned Offer that practically sells itself:

JUMP IN NOW

The price goes up on friday at midnight $99→ $299
so get it while it’s HOT 🔥

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⚡️ This is a rapid-fire launch, and the price is going up FAST. The best price is TODAY—if you wait, you pay more.


📅 Wednesday, Feb 26 – ONLY $99 
📅 Thursday, Feb 27 – Still $99, but not for long…
📅 Friday, Feb 28 – Final price jump to $299 at Midnight ET!


💥 
Moral of the story?

Jump in ASAP to get the lowest price.

💥 THE FAST & DIRTY LAUNCH (READ THIS!)

For years, people have asked me:

"How do I create an offer people actually want to buy?"
"I have too many ideas—how do I pick the right one?"
“What do I put in an offer?”
“How do you record your courses?”
"How do I make sure my offer actually sells?"
"How do I turn my ideas into a real, profitable offer?"

And finally, the time has come.

I’ve been in the online space since I was 21. I started behind the scenes, running marketing for 7-figure spiritual businesses—selling courses, masterminds, eBooks, and high-ticket coaching.

Eventually, I built my own marketing agency, launched my own online courses, wrote a bestselling book, and created an entire business ecosystem of offers that felt aligned, sustainable, and (most importantly) FUN to sell.

And through all of it, I realized something: Most people are teaching offer creation in a way that shoves you into a one-size-fits-all box.

"You HAVE to do high-ticket coaching."
"Memberships are the ONLY way to scale."
"Just sell a course—it's passive!"

But the truth is, crafting an offer is a deeply personal, intuitive, and strategic process.

There are a million ways to structure your business, and the key is aligning with what feels right for YOU—and the soul of your business.

Drool Worthy Offers is NOT about forcing yourself into a rigid blueprint.

It’s about tapping into your unique magic and co-creating with your business to design an offer that you’re OBSESSED with selling—because when that happens?

People can’t wait to buy.

Let’s make it happen. 🚀

I didn’t think I’d ever teach this… But here’s why I had to.

I’M READY TO CREATE A DROOL WORTHY OFFERI'M IN!

This course is designed to be quick, clear, and instantly actionable.

Each module is short (with 2-10 min videos) so you can binge it in a day or go step by step as you craft your offer in real time.

⚡ Module 4: Defining the Process (Stop Overcomplicating It)

Your offer doesn’t need more—it needs clarity & simplicity.

✅  How to organize your ideas when you have too many
✅  The Magic of a Simple Process
—why most people add too much & lose buyers

The format, delivery, and experience that will make your offer sustainable & scalable.

✅  Self-paced vs. live—what’s right for you?
✅  Pre-recorded vs. guided—different ways to deliver your offer
✅  Long-form vs. short & punchy—deciding on the depth of your content
✅  The tech & systems behind different offer types (what you actually need, nothing extra)

🎁 Module 5: Designing the Right Offer Container

Forget the “charge your worth” fluff—let’s make sure the math maths.

✅  3 Pricing Strategies—how to price based on your business stage & audience size
✅  Does the math math?—pricing for profit & sustainability
✅  When & how to beta test your offer for proof & testimonials

💰 Module 6: Pricing (Without Spiraling)

Making sure everything syncs up before you lock it in.

✅  Naming Your Offer & Crafting a Magnetic Subtitle
✅  Final Checklist: Is Your Offer Ready?
✅  The “Hell Yes” Test

📌 Module 7: Review & Refinement (Final Offer Checkpoint)

Your confidence in your offer is the strategy.

  The internal shifts that make selling effortless
✅  How to rewire any lingering resistance to charging for your work
✅  The spiritual & energetic alignment piece that most business courses miss

🔑 Module 8: Believing in Your Offer (Energetic Calibration)

This isn’t just about one offer—it’s about building a sustainable business model that grows with you.

✅  How to stack offers for more-than-enough
✅  How to refine & evolve your offer over time
✅  3 directions for marketing & selling without overwhelm

🌀 Module 9: Your Next Offer (Scaling & Evolution)

Today's Price:

$299 $99

You are here!

Why this is different

Most offer creation trainings tell you there’s one right way to structure your business. They box you into formulas, rigid pricing models, and cookie-cutter blueprints that don’t account for you—your energy, your creativity, your industry, or your long-term vision.

This is NOT that.

Here’s what makes Drool Worthy Offers different:

🔥 It’s Built for YOUR Energy & Creative Process

— Whether you thrive on deep 1:1 work, love creating digital products, or want a hybrid model, this process adapts to you—not the other way around.

💡 It’s NOT Just for One Type of Business

— I’ve created and sold offers across multiple industries—from digital products to high-ticket masterminds to memberships to a freaking book deal. I’m giving you every way to structure an offer so you can choose what fits.

🚀 It Works Even If You Have a Small Audience

— This isn’t about relying on massive followings or paid ads. It’s about crafting an offer that’s so aligned and so irresistible that people can’t wait to buy.

🔮 It’s Channeled, Not Just Strategized

— We’re not just building an offer. We’re working with the soul of your business to channel the offer that wants to come through you. (Yes, this is a co-creation with your mission.)

⚡ Designed for Fast Action, Not Endless Tweaking

— You don’t need to overthink for months before you sell. By the end of this program, you’ll have a refined, ready-to-go offer—without getting stuck in perfectionism.

💰 You Can Be Profitable From Day One

— This isn’t about “build it and they will come.” It’s about crafting an offer that makes sales immediately, so your business generates cash without you working 24/7.

🌀 Neurodivergent-Friendly & Non-Linear

— If your brain doesn’t work in straight lines, you’re in good company. This is a framework, not a formula, so you can follow it step-by-step or jump around based on how your creative process works best.

This is offer creation like you’ve never seen it before—strategic, intuitive, and designed to make selling fun again.

👇 Get inside now before the price jumps! 👇

LET’S F**KING GO

✨ Module 0: Welcome & Setting the Foundation

Before we dive into the step-by-step offer creation process, we’re starting with the big picture.
Because your offer isn’t in a vacuum—it’s part of your entire business ecosystem.


✅  The key elements of an irresistible, easy-to-sell offer

✅  How to align your offer with your long-term vision
✅  Your Business Ecosystem—How your offers interact & feed into each other like a mycelium network

Bonus: Guided Soul of Your Business Meditation (NEW 2025) to connect with your business & channel your most aligned offer.

FUUUCK YES! I'M IN, SAM!

Today's Price:

$299 $99

This course is designed to be quick, clear, and instantly actionable.

Each module is short (2-10 min videos) so you can binge it in a day or go step by step as you craft your offer in real time.

🔮 Module 1: Choosing the Right Offer Type

Not all offers are built the same—this module helps you pick the right format for YOU.

✅  The Three Core Offer Types
✅  What Type of Business Are You Building?
→ High-ticket vs. low-ticket
→ 1:1 vs. group vs. passive income
Low-volume vs. high-volume offers—which is best for you?
✅  Offers for Different Stages of Business
→ If you're brand new
→ If you're pivoting
→ If you’re adding something new to an established business

💡 Module 2: Getting Clear on the Transformation

If people aren’t buying, it’s not a marketing problem—it’s an offer clarity problem.

✅  What problem are you solving?
✅  How will your clients feel after completing your offer?
✅  The #1 mistake that makes offers feel too broad & confusing
(and how to fix it)

🌀 Module 3: Knowing Your Ideal Client (Without Overthinking It)

Syncing with your people on an energetic & practical level so your offer feels like an easy YES.

✅  Step-by-step client clarity process
✅  How to test if your audience actually wants this before launching
✅  Guided Client Sync Meditation 
to align your offer with your right-fit audience

What's inside?

⚡ Module 4: Defining the Process (Stop Overcomplicating It)

Your offer doesn’t need more—it needs clarity & simplicity.

✅  How to organize your ideas when you have too many
✅  The Magic of a Simple Process
—why most people add too much & lose buyers

Forget the “charge your worth” fluff—let’s make sure the math maths.

✅  3 Pricing Strategies—how to price based on your business stage & audience size
✅  Does the math math?—pricing for profit & sustainability
✅  When & how to beta test your offer for proof & testimonials

💰 Module 6: Pricing (Without Spiraling)

Making sure everything syncs up before you lock it in.

✅  Naming Your Offer & Crafting a Magnetic Subtitle
✅  Final Checklist: Is Your Offer Ready?
✅  The “Hell Yes” Test

📌 Module 7: Review & Refinement (Final Offer Checkpoint)

Your confidence in your offer is the strategy.

  The internal shifts that make selling effortless
✅  How to rewire any lingering resistance to charging for your work
✅  The spiritual & energetic alignment piece that most business courses miss

🔑 Module 8: Believing in Your Offer (Energetic Calibration)

This isn’t just about one offer—it’s about building a sustainable business model that grows with you.

✅  How to stack offers for more-than-enough
✅  How to refine & evolve your offer over time
✅  3 directions for marketing & selling without overwhelm

🌀 Module 9: Your Next Offer (Scaling & Evolution)

The format, delivery, and experience that will make your offer sustainable & scalable.

✅  Self-paced vs. live—what’s right for you?
✅  Pre-recorded vs. guided—different ways to deliver your offer
✅  Long-form vs. short & punchy—deciding on the depth of your content
✅  The tech & systems behind different offer types (what you actually need, nothing extra)

🎁 Module 5: Designing the Right Offer Container

What's inside?

Why this is different

Most offer creation trainings tell you there’s one right way to structure your business. They box you into formulas, rigid pricing models, and cookie-cutter blueprints that don’t account for you—your energy, your creativity, your industry, or your long-term vision.

This is NOT that.

Here’s what makes Drool Worthy Offers different:

🔥 It’s Built for YOUR Energy & Creative Process

— Whether you thrive on deep 1:1 work, love creating digital products, or want a hybrid model, this process adapts to you—not the other way around.

💡 It’s NOT Just for One Type of Business

— I’ve created and sold offers across multiple industries—from digital products to high-ticket masterminds to memberships to a freaking book deal. I’m giving you every way to structure an offer so you can choose what fits.

🚀 It Works Even If You Have a Small Audience

— This isn’t about relying on massive followings or paid ads. It’s about crafting an offer that’s so aligned and so irresistible that people can’t wait to buy.

🔮 It’s Channeled, Not Just Strategized

— We’re not just building an offer. We’re working with the soul of your business to channel the offer that wants to come through you. (Yes, this is a co-creation with your mission.)

⚡ Designed for Fast Action, Not Endless Tweaking

— You don’t need to overthink for months before you sell. By the end of this program, you’ll have a refined, ready-to-go offer—without getting stuck in perfectionism.

💰 You Can Be Profitable From Day One

— This isn’t about “build it and they will come.” It’s about crafting an offer that makes sales immediately, so your business generates cash without you working 24/7.

🌀 Neurodivergent-Friendly & Non-Linear

— If your brain doesn’t work in straight lines, you’re in good company. This is a framework, not a formula, so you can follow it step-by-step or jump around based on how your creative process works best.

This is offer creation like you’ve never seen it before—strategic, intuitive, and designed to make selling fun again.

Get inside now before the price jumps! 👇

LET’S F**KING GO

🔥 Only $99 til Friday, then the price goes up! 🔥.


📅 Wednesday, Feb 26 – Price opens at $99
📅 Thursday, Feb 27 – Still $99, but not for long…
📅 Friday, Feb 28 – Final price jump to $299 at Midnight ET!


✨ Your next-level offer is already waiting for you. Will you answer the call?

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