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Here’s what we’ll do inside:
✅ Channel an offer you’re obsessed with (and that your people are too).
✅ Price it with clarity & confidence—so you never feel weird about charging for your work.
✅ Structure it so it fits YOU—your energy, lifestyle, and long-term business vision.
✅ Make it an easy yes—so people are excited to buy without needing “convincing.”
✅ Align with the soul of your business—so your offers feel like a sacred co-creation.
By the end of this program, you’ll have a fully channeled, soul-aligned, and magnetically potent offer that’s easy to sell, makes you excited to show up, and fuels your business for the long haul.
Drool Worthy Offers is about tuning into your magic, aligning with your business’s mission, and crafting an offer that feels like destiny.
🔥 And you’ll walk away with a fully realized, ready-to-sell offer that makes your soul & your bank account happy.
WHAT'S INCLUDED?
… and more.
$799 $499
Jump in before January 31, 2025 & also get:
Before we dive into the step-by-step offer creation process, we’re starting with the big picture.
Because your offer isn’t in a vacuum—it’s part of your entire business ecosystem.
✅ The key elements of an irresistible, easy-to-sell offer
✅ How to align your offer with your long-term vision
✅ Your Business Ecosystem—How your offers interact & feed into each other like a mycelium network
Bonus: Guided Soul of Your Business Meditation (NEW 2025) to connect with your business & channel your most aligned offer.
If people aren’t buying, it’s not a marketing problem—it’s an offer clarity problem.
✅ What problem are you solving?
✅ How will your clients feel after completing your offer?
✅ The #1 mistake that makes offers feel too broad & confusing (and how to fix it)
What's inside?
Syncing with your people on an energetic & practical level so your offer feels like an easy YES.
✅ Step-by-step client clarity process
✅ How to test if your audience actually wants this before launching
✅ Guided Client Sync Meditation to align your offer with your right-fit audience
Today's Price:
$299 $77
This course is designed to be quick, clear, and instantly actionable.
Each module is short (with 2-10 min videos) so you can binge it in a day or go step by step as you craft your offer in real time.
Your offer doesn’t need more—it needs clarity & simplicity.
✅ How to organize your ideas when you have too many
✅ The Magic of a Simple Process—why most people add too much & lose buyers
The format, delivery, and experience that will make your offer sustainable & scalable.
✅ Self-paced vs. live—what’s right for you?
✅ Pre-recorded vs. guided—different ways to deliver your offer
✅ Long-form vs. short & punchy—deciding on the depth of your content
✅ The tech & systems behind different offer types (what you actually need, nothing extra)
Forget the “charge your worth” fluff—let’s make sure the math maths.
✅ 3 Pricing Strategies—how to price based on your business stage & audience size
✅ Does the math math?—pricing for profit & sustainability
✅ When & how to beta test your offer for proof & testimonials
Making sure everything syncs up before you lock it in.
✅ Naming Your Offer & Crafting a Magnetic Subtitle
✅ Final Checklist: Is Your Offer Ready?
✅ The “Hell Yes” Test
Your confidence in your offer is the strategy.
✅ The internal shifts that make selling effortless
✅ How to rewire any lingering resistance to charging for your work
✅ The spiritual & energetic alignment piece that most business courses miss
This isn’t just about one offer—it’s about building a sustainable business model that grows with you.
✅ How to stack offers for more-than-enough
✅ How to refine & evolve your offer over time
✅ 3 directions for marketing & selling without overwhelm
Today's Price:
$299 $77
Why this is different
Most offer creation trainings tell you there’s one right way to structure your business. They box you into formulas, rigid pricing models, and cookie-cutter blueprints that don’t account for you—your energy, your creativity, your industry, or your long-term vision.
This is NOT that.
Here’s what makes Drool Worthy Offers different:
🔥 It’s Built for YOUR Energy & Creative Process
— Whether you thrive on deep 1:1 work, love creating digital products, or want a hybrid model, this process adapts to you—not the other way around.
💡 It’s NOT Just for One Type of Business
— I’ve created and sold offers across multiple industries—from digital products to high-ticket masterminds to memberships to a freaking book deal. I’m giving you every way to structure an offer so you can choose what fits.
🚀 It Works Even If You Have a Small Audience
— This isn’t about relying on massive followings or paid ads. It’s about crafting an offer that’s so aligned and so irresistible that people can’t wait to buy.
🔮 It’s Channeled, Not Just Strategized
— We’re not just building an offer. We’re working with the soul of your business to channel the offer that wants to come through you. (Yes, this is a co-creation with your mission.)
⚡ Designed for Fast Action, Not Endless Tweaking
— You don’t need to overthink for months before you sell. By the end of this program, you’ll have a refined, ready-to-go offer—without getting stuck in perfectionism.
💰 You Can Be Profitable From Day One
— This isn’t about “build it and they will come.” It’s about crafting an offer that makes sales immediately, so your business generates cash without you working 24/7.
🌀 Neurodivergent-Friendly & Non-Linear
— If your brain doesn’t work in straight lines, you’re in good company. This is a framework, not a formula, so you can follow it step-by-step or jump around based on how your creative process works best.
This is offer creation like you’ve never seen it before—strategic, intuitive, and designed to make selling fun again.
👇 Get inside now before the price jumps! 👇
Before we dive into the step-by-step offer creation process, we’re starting with the big picture.
Because your offer isn’t in a vacuum—it’s part of your entire business ecosystem.
✅ The key elements of an irresistible, easy-to-sell offer
✅ How to align your offer with your long-term vision
✅ Your Business Ecosystem—How your offers interact & feed into each other like a mycelium network
Bonus: Guided Soul of Your Business Meditation (NEW 2025) to connect with your business & channel your most aligned offer.
Today's Price:
$299 $77
This course is designed to be quick, clear, and instantly actionable.
Each module is short (2-10 min videos) so you can binge it in a day or go step by step as you craft your offer in real time.
If people aren’t buying, it’s not a marketing problem—it’s an offer clarity problem.
✅ What problem are you solving?
✅ How will your clients feel after completing your offer?
✅ The #1 mistake that makes offers feel too broad & confusing (and how to fix it)
Syncing with your people on an energetic & practical level so your offer feels like an easy YES.
✅ Step-by-step client clarity process
✅ How to test if your audience actually wants this before launching
✅ Guided Client Sync Meditation to align your offer with your right-fit audience
What's inside?
Your offer doesn’t need more—it needs clarity & simplicity.
✅ How to organize your ideas when you have too many
✅ The Magic of a Simple Process—why most people add too much & lose buyers
Forget the “charge your worth” fluff—let’s make sure the math maths.
✅ 3 Pricing Strategies—how to price based on your business stage & audience size
✅ Does the math math?—pricing for profit & sustainability
✅ When & how to beta test your offer for proof & testimonials
Making sure everything syncs up before you lock it in.
✅ Naming Your Offer & Crafting a Magnetic Subtitle
✅ Final Checklist: Is Your Offer Ready?
✅ The “Hell Yes” Test
Your confidence in your offer is the strategy.
✅ The internal shifts that make selling effortless
✅ How to rewire any lingering resistance to charging for your work
✅ The spiritual & energetic alignment piece that most business courses miss
This isn’t just about one offer—it’s about building a sustainable business model that grows with you.
✅ How to stack offers for more-than-enough
✅ How to refine & evolve your offer over time
✅ 3 directions for marketing & selling without overwhelm
The format, delivery, and experience that will make your offer sustainable & scalable.
✅ Self-paced vs. live—what’s right for you?
✅ Pre-recorded vs. guided—different ways to deliver your offer
✅ Long-form vs. short & punchy—deciding on the depth of your content
✅ The tech & systems behind different offer types (what you actually need, nothing extra)
What's inside?
Why this is different
Most offer creation trainings tell you there’s one right way to structure your business. They box you into formulas, rigid pricing models, and cookie-cutter blueprints that don’t account for you—your energy, your creativity, your industry, or your long-term vision.
This is NOT that.
Here’s what makes Drool Worthy Offers different:
🔥 It’s Built for YOUR Energy & Creative Process
— Whether you thrive on deep 1:1 work, love creating digital products, or want a hybrid model, this process adapts to you—not the other way around.
💡 It’s NOT Just for One Type of Business
— I’ve created and sold offers across multiple industries—from digital products to high-ticket masterminds to memberships to a freaking book deal. I’m giving you every way to structure an offer so you can choose what fits.
🚀 It Works Even If You Have a Small Audience
— This isn’t about relying on massive followings or paid ads. It’s about crafting an offer that’s so aligned and so irresistible that people can’t wait to buy.
🔮 It’s Channeled, Not Just Strategized
— We’re not just building an offer. We’re working with the soul of your business to channel the offer that wants to come through you. (Yes, this is a co-creation with your mission.)
⚡ Designed for Fast Action, Not Endless Tweaking
— You don’t need to overthink for months before you sell. By the end of this program, you’ll have a refined, ready-to-go offer—without getting stuck in perfectionism.
💰 You Can Be Profitable From Day One
— This isn’t about “build it and they will come.” It’s about crafting an offer that makes sales immediately, so your business generates cash without you working 24/7.
🌀 Neurodivergent-Friendly & Non-Linear
— If your brain doesn’t work in straight lines, you’re in good company. This is a framework, not a formula, so you can follow it step-by-step or jump around based on how your creative process works best.
This is offer creation like you’ve never seen it before—strategic, intuitive, and designed to make selling fun again.
Get inside now before the price jumps! 👇
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