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Copywriting Alchemy
If you are feeling the call to make real change on the planet & LEAD the change you want to see in the world — NOW is the time. Spellbinding copywriting is how.
✨ Words that sell & Cast spells ✨
Formerly known as "Regenerative Copywriting Studio"
Learn how to craft world-changing, money-making copy that stops the scroll, sparks movements, and sells with ease—whether you’re a seasoned entrepreneur or just getting started.
My student Nina learned magnetic copywriting & infused her marketing with the energy of transformation & became fully booked in year 1.
After 10,326 students and clients between my marketing agency & online courses & digital products...
I've learned that the folks who make the most money, have the highest profit margins (to the tune of 80%+), always have raving fans, and magnetize collabs to them, like they eat PR reps for breakfast —
— are naturally brilliant word-smiths and copywriters OR have been properly schooled in copywriting.
I ended 2024 making $500,972 cash in 5 months selling low ticket offers, high ticket offers, and everything in between.
Great copy is the secret sauce to:
Attracting totally aligned strangers into your corner of the internet
Inspiring people to take the next step with you
Receiving oodles of gushing testimonials
Offboarding clients once the container closes, so they feel proud of themselves & amazed at the work you’ve done together
Supporting clients as soon as they enter your container - so they feel held & actually go through your program
Re-signing clients again & again for your latest offer, program or coaching
Have people who just bought from you excited to actually dive into your latest offer
It's time to deliver your truest message & finally stop censoring your genius
Let me guess…
When you sit down to write your next post or email, you’re saying what you think you should say.
You’re saying what you think people want to hear from you.
You’re holding back your wild brutal (magnetic) ideas, words, and work.
You have whispers (or screams) of the Truest message you’re here to deliver, but you’re staying safe.
You have a 'comfortable business' + sharing this Truth will shake the boat.
It’s time to stir the pot, witch ;)
Learn the skills & strategies to cultivate your voice, relax your nervous system & lean into your unique thought leadership.
That will inevitably lead to your biggest income & visibility leaps, and having clients show up "out of nowhere."
WHAT'S INCLUDED?
✨ 6+ HOURS OF DEEP DIVE TRAININGS
- 🍓 How to Write Seductive & Emotionally Compelling Copy
- 🍓 Cultivating your voice + Leaning into Thought Leadership
- 🍓 Scroll-stopping, Enrapturing Storytelling
- 🍓 The ULTIMATE Specific Copy Practice I use before *every* launch to write copy that meets your people where they are now.
- 🍓 Hands-on Demonstration: 8 Ways to Make Your Shit More Readable
- 🍓 My Ritual for Becoming a Fast Writer - Write better in less time.
- 🍓 How to Create a Powerful Revolution for People to Get Behind (using copywriting)
… and many more.
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LIMITED-TIME BONUSES ONLY FOR THIS SPECIAL LIVE ROUND
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Jump in before January 31, 2025 & also get:
- 💸 $300 off the price of the program, so instead of $799 >>> $499
- ⁉️ 2 Live Q&A Calls with Sam - Get your behind-the-scenes copywriting, marketing, and business questions answered by a 7-figure online business owner!
- 🗒️ 2 Live Copy Coaching Sessions with Sam - AKA get the opportunity to have Sam's eyes on your copy for real-time feedback & edits
My student Kylee pivoted her business to more soul-aligned offerings, and using the templates & trainings in Copywriting Alchemy, she 18x'd (!!!) her revenue!
Tired of push, push, push marketing?
Brilliant copywriting is how you effortlessly PULL people into your sphere
It never needs to feel sleazy.
Here’s why –
Copywriting alchemy is the essence of attraction marketing.
And like a fruit ripening on a vine, it can be effortless.
(I know that idea might feel totally outrageous right now - but trust me.
Once you get down the principles & formulas I teach in this program, you’ll realize just how much unnecessary suffering you’ve been through)
Want a sneak-peek preview?
After 1147 emails sent, 1396 Instagram posts, and over 750,000 words written in the last year alone...
I can without a doubt teach you to write GOOD (effective, soul-stirring) copy FAST
Like my student Nicole 👉
👈 And my student Stephanie
My evil secret intention for you is to actually start loving writing 👹
And instead of being a gross "chore to make money" 🤮 become the way you express your gifts, make REAL change in the world, inspire the collective (and make money as the by-product 😉)
Juuuust like the epic humans who have already taken Copywriting Alchemy:
2025 is your year to finally write World-Changing, Money-Making Copy.
Release all the doubt & sleaze you’ve felt around copywriting in the past.
In Copywriting Alchemy, you’ll welcome in a new era of intentional & effortless copywriting with skills that will serve you & your business for life.
For the first time ever, we are running a LIVE SUPPORT round of 'Copywriting Alchemy'!
Jump in & you will get lifetime access to all the trainings & resources AND get to participate in live Q&A calls, copy coaching calls, and breakout sessions with Dirty Alchemy's founder Sam Garcia!
Your Questions Answered
WHAT'S INCLUDED?
6+ HOURS OF DEEP DIVE TRAININGS
- Writing Seductive & Emotionally Compelling Copy - Discover 2 keys to writing copy that transforms your clients before they even work with you, including a 30 second pleasure practice that makes your copy seductive.
- Cultivating your voice + Leaning into Thought Leadership - When you translate your YOUness into your copy, you create an impact with your words that draws perfect-fit clients into your orbit.
- Scroll-stopping, Enrapturing Storytelling - STORYTELLING is one of the best research-backed approaches to writing copy that converts. Learn how to do it right & avoid the common pitfalls that make your stories duds (or that make you sound like a hot mess).
- The ULTIMATE Specific Copy Practice - Learn the strategy I use before *every* launch to write copy that meets your people where they are now.
- Hands-on Demonstration: 8 Ways to Make Your Shit More Readable - Copy doesn’t matter if people don’t read what you write… learn simple techniques to pull readers in & keep them invested in what you’ve written.Ritual for Becoming a Fast Writer - Write better in less time.
- Creating a Powerful Revolution for People to Get Behind - Learn how to translate the IMPACT you want to make on the world into your copy.
… and more.
QUICK Rx COPY FIXES
- 12 Copywriting Quick Tips - My go-to tips for JUICY copy that you can apply to copy you’ve already written, or start from scratch to make your next email magnetic
- 3 Copy Check Points - Use these hacks to test & improve copy after you’ve written it
- 12 ACTIONABLE Stats - Learn easy-to-implement marketing psychology based on proven statistics about what works to convert
- How to Repurpose Copy - Repurposing what you’ve already written is a massively important (and magical!) time-saving skill. In this demo, you’ll watch firsthand as Sam shows you how.
"COPYWRITING IN ACTION"
- 4 Hyper-practical trainings on Optin Pages, Sales Pages, and Email/Social Media Posts that WORK - We’re bringing abstract concepts to life with REAL examples of great copy. Whether you’re looking for support with your website or your next launch (or both!), you’ll walk away crystal clear on how to use these principles to make your marketing more compelling.
- 2+ hours of recorded Live Copy Coaching - The brain behind dozens of 6-figure launches, Elizabeth, joins Sam to give feedback. Together they review copy from real clients and discuss how to make Meta ads, homepages and sales pages more persuasive.
- Exclusive Discount for a Copywriting Power Hour! Your opportunity for hands-on support during a 1:1 copy coaching session with our team’s expert copywriter
TEMPLATES & RESOURCES
- Sales Page Template - Save yourself from starting your next sales page with a dreaded blank page, or compare your current sales page against it to see why your audience might be hesitating instead of buying.
- Lead Magnet Optin Page Template - Discover what makes an effective optin page so you can easily write one that addresses the needs of your audience & is uniquely your own
- Email Sequence Template: Make Quick Sales - Get the 3-email sequence we’ve used for our 6-figure clients to turn new leads into fast sales
- Email Sequence Template: How to Get People to Show Up Live to Your Webinar - Getting people to sign up to your webinar is only part of it… discover how to get them to actually show up to the live event with this simple yet effective email sequence
- Avatar Questionnaire Worksheet - Trust me, you’ve never done ideal client work like this before. Countless clients have told us that this transformed their view of their clients & their audience, even after years in business.
- 9 Seductive Ways to Structure Your Copy for Engagement + Conversion - Knowing how to play with proven structures can help you write copy that both engages your audience & feels true to you, without being sleazy. Learn how to use our 9 favorite structures
- Copy Prompts: 30 Email & Social Media Post Prompts - Not sure what to say? Reference these prompts for abundant ideas to engage & inspire your audience.
- PDF Guide: The 5 Secrets of a Spellbinding Sales Page - You absolutely do NOT need to follow a rigid structure to have a wildly high-converting sales page. This guide will show you the 5 things every sales page should include, so you can get into the creative flow knowing that what you’re doing works.
$799 $499
⚡⚡⚡
LIMITED-TIME BONUSES ONLY FOR THIS SPECIAL LIVE ROUND
⚡⚡⚡
Jump in before January 31, 2025 & also get:
- $300 off the price of the program, so instead of $799 >>> $499
- 2 Live Q&A Calls with Sam - Get your behind-the-scenes copywriting, marketing, and business questions answered by a 7-figure online business owner!
- 2 Live Copy Coaching Sessions with Sam - AKA get the opportunity to have Sam's eyes on your copy for real-time feedback & edits
If you got all the way down to the bottom of the page & just want to see the fuckton of testimonials Copywriting Alchemy has received...
Please indulge yourself (and know this gets to be possible for you too)
- 🌡️ Get my 12 Copywriting Quick Tips that you can apply to copy you’ve already written, or start from scratch to make your next email magnetic
- 🌡️ Use my 3 "Copy Checkpoint" hacks to test & improve copy after you’ve written it
- 🌡️ Learn 12 easy-to-implement marketing psychology statistics that will up your conversion rates
- 🌡️ Learn how I repurpose Copy to use again and again and on different platforms
Today's Price:
$799 $499
- Dozens of templates and resources so you never need to start with a blank page! Including:
- 📝 Sales Page Template Lead Magnet Optin Page Template
- 📝 Sales Email Sequence Template
- 📝 Show Up Live Email Sequence Template
- 📝 Avatar Questionnaire Worksheet (that actually works & feels good)
- 📝 The 5 Secrets of a Spellbinding Sales Page
- 📝 9 Seductive Ways to Structure Your Copy for Engagement + Conversion
- 📝 30 Email & Social Media Post Prompts
… and many more.
✨"COPYWRITING IN ACTION"
- 4 Hyper-practical trainings on Optin Pages, Sales Pages, and Email/Social Media Posts that WORK
- We’re bringing abstract concepts to life with REAL examples of great copy. Whether you’re looking for support with your website or your next launch (or both!), you’ll walk away crystal clear on how to use these principles to make your marketing more compelling.
+ I've already taken copywriting courses before...
Awesome! I also love having an abundance of support!
I've been in (literally hundreds) of trainings and 1-2 masterminds at a time for the last 4 years & having community and mentorship - both when things are feeling sticky AND when things are fucking fantastic & I want to put the foot on the gas - have been monumental in my sanity, joy, and rapid success as an entrepreneur.
If you are thinking about joining, tune into if it's out of urgency/desperation, or out of "LET'S FUCKING GO I'M READY FOR THE NEXT LEVEL!" or even a calm "yes" when you tune into how you want to be supported in 2025.
+ What's the live call schedule?
There are 2 live copy coaching calls with Sam:
- Wednesday, February 5, 2025 – 10AM PT / 1 PM ET
- Thursday, March 6, 2025 – 11AM PT / 2 PM ET
And 2 live Q&A calls with Sam:
- Thursday, February 20, 2025 – 11AM PT / 2 PM ET
- Thursday, March 20, 2025 – **12PM** PT / **3PM** ET
And if you can't make a call, you're all good - you can submit your questions ahead of time + all call recordings will be available within 24 hours.
+ What is copy coaching?
It's me all up in your copy ;P
Think: Sales pages, landing pages, automated email sequences...
In this live round of Regenerative Copywriting Studio there are 2 live copy coaching calls where I go in and edit, give feedback, ask questions, on as many people's copy as I can in an hour.
Even if you never submit a piece of copy to be reviewed, watching me review other people's copy has been my student's FAVORITE part of this course!
It's copywriting in action & what will elevate your work from "this is good" to "holy fuck people are throwing money at me bc of this one IG post!"
This is only available if you join before 1/30 at midnight!!
+ But I hate writing 😭😭😭
Oh, I feel you, honey—I really do! Writing can feel like pulling teeth if it’s not your thing. But here’s the real truth: if you want to thrive as an online business owner, copywriting is non-negotiable. It’s how you connect with your audience, sell your offers, and make an impact.
The good news? You don’t have to be the next Hemingway to write magnetic, money-making copy. Copywriting Alchemy is designed to make writing easier—even if you’ve always hated it. I give you templates, step-by-step guidance, and a repeatable process that takes the guesswork (and frustration) out of writing.
And because I know how daunting writing can feel, I’ve included some powerful tools to make it flow:
✨ A “Ritual to Become a Fast Writer”—so you can get out of your head and into action without overthinking every word.
✨ An “Unlock Your Throat Chakra” Guided Meditation—to dissolve blocks and help you write with clarity, confidence, and authenticity.
✨ Dozens of Copywriting Templates—so you’re never staring at a blank page, wondering where to start.
And guess what? You’ll actually start to enjoy it because you’ll see real results. Seeing your words bring in sales, spark DMs, and resonate deeply with your audience can be wildly empowering.
So no, you don’t have to love writing to succeed. You just have to know how to make your words work for you—and I’ve got you covered. 🖤
(And I've converted so many "I hate writing" folks into loving copywriting so I'm holding that vision for you 😜
WHAT'S INCLUDED?
✨6+ HOURS OF DEEP DIVE TRAININGS
- How to Write Seductive & Emotionally Compelling Copy
- Cultivating your voice + Leaning into Thought Leadership
- Scroll-stopping, Enrapturing Storytelling
- The ULTIMATE Specific Copy Practice I use before *every* launch to write copy that meets your people where they are now.
- Hands-on Demonstration: 8 Ways to Make Your Shit More Readable
- My Ritual for Becoming a Fast Writer - Write better in less time.
- How to Create a Powerful Revolution for People to Get Behind (using copywriting)
… and many more.
$799 $499
- Get my 12 Copywriting Quick Tips that you can apply to copy you’ve already written, or start from scratch to make your next email magnetic
- Use my 3 "Copy Checkpoint" hacks to test & improve copy after you’ve written it
- Learn 12 easy-to-implement marketing psychology statistics that will up your conversion rates
- Learn how I repurpose Copy to use again and again and on different platforms
✨"COPYWRITING IN ACTION"
- 4 Hyper-practical trainings on Optin Pages, Sales Pages, and Email/Social Media Posts that WORK - We’re bringing abstract concepts to life with REAL examples of great copy. Whether you’re looking for support with your website or your next launch (or both!), you’ll walk away crystal clear on how to use these principles to make your marketing more compelling.
- Dozens of templates and resources so you never need to start with a blank page! Including:
- Sales Page Template Lead Magnet Optin Page Template
- Sales Email Sequence Template
- Show Up Live Email Sequence Template
- Avatar Questionnaire Worksheet (that actually works & feels good)
- The 5 Secrets of a Spellbinding Sales Page
- 9 Seductive Ways to Structure Your Copy for Engagement + Conversion
- 30 Email & Social Media Post Prompts
… and many more.
⚡⚡⚡
LIMITED-TIME BONUSES ONLY FOR THIS SPECIAL LIVE ROUND
⚡⚡⚡
Jump in now & also get:
- 2 Live Q&A Calls with Sam - Get your behind-the-scenes copywriting, marketing, and business questions answered by a 7-figure online business owner!
- 2 Live Copy Coaching Sessions with Sam - AKA get the opportunity to have Sam's eyes on your copy for real-time feedback & edits
Today's Price:
$999 $799
The radical copywriting course for Visionary Entrepreneurs to write words that sell out offers, fill up business ecosystems with soulmate clients, and ignite the revolution that you're destined to lead.
The radical copywriting course for Visionary Entrepreneurs to write words that sell out offers, fill up business ecosystems with soulmate clients, and ignite the revolution that you're destined to lead.
Get in for the only Live Round of 2025!
In an online reality where AI is already writing over 50% of content on the internet…
😱😱😱
...your quickest and easiest path to the fame, fortune and impact you crave is by unearthing your revolutionary voice and elevating into your next level of thought leadership.
Copywriting Alchemy is where you learn to cut through the noise, stop the scroll, and where your words become lightning bolts straight to the soul of the people you’re here to serve.
How do we do this?
- World Building: Ever read a fiction book that draws you in from the first page & changes your life forever? Your business ecosystem can have the same effect.
- Storytelling: Your story is what sets you apart and prevents you from being a just another [coach, designer, course…] on the internet.
- Copywriting Skills: Copywriting is a science and an art form. It’s writing with an end result in mind. Learn the skills that have made my clients millions.
- Energetic Attunement: Your words can be intentionally infused with emotions and energy.